1. You just killed the 7th spider in your house for the day and you scream, HOW COME I'M NOT TOUGHER YET!
   
2. You suddenly greet everyone in the office with Hail and wave at them stiffly.
   
3. Your Minister is worried because every Sunday you ask, When is God doing the next update? I need to advance my skills.
   
4. Now every time you drop the kids off at school, you try to learn new spells from the principal.
   
5. Your neighbors have reported you for wearing baggy red pants and swinging a butcher knife in the back yard screaming, DIE ANT!
   
6. Your boss doesn't understand that the wads of paper you keep throwing at him are really Fireballs
   
7. You actually searched the last spider you swatted looking for mushrooms.
   
8. Security guards at the mall had to drag you out as you repeated over and over, Where is the priestess? She was at the entrance the last time!
   
9. Not tonight, honey! I have a guild meeting to attend!
   
10. You receive unwanted visitors and lock yourself in the bathroom, yelling, HAS THE ROOM RESET YET? every 2 minutes
    
11. The guy at your local grocery store looks at you funnily and asks, What do mean, errand favor message?
    

Source: James (108)